Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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