i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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