I'm passing your future prison.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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