Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
They left me at home... I'm a liability
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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