dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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