ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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