i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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