On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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