Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
my liver is dry heaving
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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