he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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