Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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