You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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