i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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