I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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