dude i'm inner monologue high
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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