Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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