i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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