I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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