hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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