Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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