you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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