your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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