They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
They are going to name an STD after you.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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