just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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