i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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