Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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