This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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