Yo dont text me then not text me
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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