Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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