And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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