Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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