I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
