Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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