I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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