Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
