Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
