Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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