If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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