Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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