The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
