I heard we made out
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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