I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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