My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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