'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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