Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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