oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
someone owes me an orgasm
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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