Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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