forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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