he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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