maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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