doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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