Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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