He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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