Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
