If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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