I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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