But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my being single is dangerous.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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